Feeling fruity

I am a Bartlett pear or Anjou pear or whichever one is green and not reddish. I am wearing a sort of apple green shirt today and just caught a glimpse of my profile in the mirror. From the waist up in side view, I look just like a pear. I am officially HUGE!

And the breasts have grown again. I've had to buy a couple of new larger bras, and I'm afraid that those may not be the last purchase. I'll admit that I had always thought it might be nice to have a slightly larger, fuller bust, but as I'm entering D territory, this is getting ridiculous (not to mention cumbersome!). I feel like I'm smuggling grapefruits.