Officially Mr. Mom

I earned my ninja dad merit badge last night. We're at the mall eating noodles and I realize Teh Is has wet through her training pants. I dash off to the restroom with a proper changing table (halfway across the mall, naturally), remove the sopping wet diaper, and proceed to dangle my child and her halfway off trousers in front of the hair dryers for a full cycle.

Dry child. Dry jeans. Another one of life's milestones achieved.