Learning about Colic
Baby Audrey appears to have this colic thing we'd heard about. Before having children, I'd never dreamed that it would be hard work getting a baby to belch or fart. Oh how I've learned otherwise.
Today I even considered purchasing what appears to be the seminal text on Baby Fart Aerobics. We know Audrey will learn how to pass her gas with time. When she does, we'll all breathe a sigh of relief and I'll have many stories to embarrass potential suitors should she ever be foolish enough to date.
The upside is that, aside from her seemingly neverending fits of screaming when she gets the bubbles trapped inside her GI, she's an amazingly pleasant baby and smiles and laughs at pretty much the drop of a hat.
Today I even considered purchasing what appears to be the seminal text on Baby Fart Aerobics. We know Audrey will learn how to pass her gas with time. When she does, we'll all breathe a sigh of relief and I'll have many stories to embarrass potential suitors should she ever be foolish enough to date.
The upside is that, aside from her seemingly neverending fits of screaming when she gets the bubbles trapped inside her GI, she's an amazingly pleasant baby and smiles and laughs at pretty much the drop of a hat.



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